Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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