Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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