Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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