At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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