Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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