On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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