Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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