Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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