brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
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I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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