sorry about calling you the devil all night.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
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yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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