I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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