Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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