A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
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We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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