You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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