WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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