We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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