She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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