Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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