if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
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Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
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My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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