i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I will be naked everywhere
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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