Rock
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Fuck
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I need a beard to bite.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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