walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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