Dual....:-)
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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