Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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