Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
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You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Who died my cat blue again?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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