I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
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Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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