Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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