What a fucking waste of an outfit
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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