After last night, I could never be a politician.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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