And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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