i permit you to call me
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Randomize
