I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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