I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
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I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
So here I am, sexting at work.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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