did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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