My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
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