I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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