Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Randomize
