Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
do nipples grow back?
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