I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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