oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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