I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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