Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
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Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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