It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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