I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
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the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
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A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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