I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
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Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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