I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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