I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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