Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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