you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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