yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
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Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
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Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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