Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
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Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
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Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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