That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
ttyl tear gas
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I'm really busy with my period
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