My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
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Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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