is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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