At least make sure they are 18
Why
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
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now i know why i became what i already was.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
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i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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