Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
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He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
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So... How much of our rent is drug money?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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