Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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