i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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