And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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