the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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